Okay, it’s true. You can’t take chances with explosives. In the wrong hands they can be, you know . . . dangerous.
But this sign was spotted by a Weird-Wide News roving reporter on a shelf in Marks & Spencers today. The shop says it’s illegal for them to sell Christmas crackers to children because of a law that was written to stop people from blowing things up. Frankly, that’s . . . well . . . crackers.
