It is the mission of the Weird-Wide News to protect the country – and young readers – from strange and supernatural threats. I will be using my network of contacts across the country to keep a watch out for news of anything out-of-the-ordinary.
Not long ago, Old Mother Klepto was spotted hanging from a ceiling in Gortjordan school in Galway. When last seen, she was heading east, towards County Meath. 
In a strange coincidence, I discovered a report this week in ‘The Weekender’ a local newspaper in Meath: ‘Garda Appeal on Missing Llamas’. It is my duty to ask: Could the monstrous thief be responsible? Who else would want to steal five llamas (and three goats)?
